"Alister's Top Ten don't s"

1.Never bloody wake me up for no reason.
2.Never give me food that you know will not interest me.
3.Never and I seriously never attempt to deliberately disturb my girl,I won't hesitate to poke you with my cutter.
4.Once again never attempt to hurt my bestfriend and close friends.
5.Don't use my things without permission.
6.If I know your using me,you'll wait and see.
7.Never call me short,I'm not blind I know I'm short!
8.Don't come up to me and force me to give you money.
9.Don't talk too loud with your bloody friends its fucking annoying! If I'm talking loud I'm giving you guys a signal to shut up!
10.So what if I don't go to the mall every week or everyday,unlike you people I have a life.So don't be complaining how boring my life is.

TEEHEE =D